Piece of Mind: Dearest Indonesia, Stop Trying to Kill Me — Jakarta Globe

Indonesia, babe. Honey. It’s been a year and a half since we first got together and it’s been great. There’s been tough times too, we both know it, but I’ve honestly fallen head over heels for you.

But, I’m sorry, I have to bring this up. I know it’s hard to talk about and we’ve been skirting around the issue from that first smoggy Jakarta night when we met. I’ve got to put down an ultimatum here. If we’re going to stick together, you’ve gotta do one thing for me babe. Stop trying to kill me.

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Published in the Jakarta Globe on May 4, 2010.